Reviews

Check out these reviews from some of Dick's satisfied attendees (reviewers names have been changed for anonymity and may not represent actual words spoken, except from Buddy, those were his actual words):

"Dick Nitro is dreamy" - Khloe

"Ginuwine - Pony" - Tina

"Man, I'll have whatever Nitro's having" - Stan

"I think I'm drunk....on Dick Nitro!" - Sharon

"I can't wait for these games to be over so we can eat some cake" - Linda

"I ain't leaving this party early. Nobody puts Kia in the crib" - Toddler

"Mharin, ghoinr, arhow, mmmm, aarhen, I love you Megan, arzezeesn...." - Buddy

"Being the best ain't for everyone and Dick is the best!" - Zane